I came home from work one day and found my wife in bed with the next-door neighbor. The sound of them licking and sucking and moaning and groaning was all I could stand. I opened the bedroom door and they both looked up at me and my wife said how come you home from work so early? I said I came home early to be with you but I see your busy. How long has this been going on? She said its been going on ever since Judy moved next door.
When I was 19, I attended Boston University. Being almost miles from home was tough, but I enjoyed it. But not nearly as much as I enjoyed a particular trip back home for Christmas when I was a sophomore. That Christmas, something incredible happened.