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Ben Affleck is out here campaigning for himself as Dunkin's next brand ambassador. While speaking with Collider , Affleck chatted about his Massachusetts roots and namely, his ongoing love affair with Dunkin'. It's very weird, I have it every day, and people are always like, 'Where is that? Is that near here?

The director is returning to TV after 50 years, with a drama about two androids raising humans on a far planet. T he lead character in Raised By Wolves is Mother, an android tasked with bringing up a young human family on a faraway planet. But things soon go wrong. Mother starts wildly overreacting to the tiniest provocation, then murders her partner.

It was, of course, the response song to "I'm Fucking Matt Damon," Sarah Silverman's danceable, genre-hopping paean to cuckoldry, delivered as a Valentine to her sweetie on the 5th anniversary of his show. And what "IFBA" lacks in the element of surprise, it makes up for in sheer sweep, as not since Northern Lights took to the studio for "Tears Are Not Enough" has such a dazzling constellation of entertainment superstars come together in song for such a worthy cause. We defy you to watch Cameron Diaz deliver that extremely obscene hand gesture, and not feel even a little bit compelled to pick up a phone and pledge your support, that our children will never see a world in which Kimmel isn't steadily giving the big one to Ben Affleck. Or vice versa. Despite that title, Kimmel seems the bitch in this arrangement.

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